Score: 5

"Please stop"

submission: LL - Screen Episode 1

date: August 28, 2005

For god's sake not another below par Lock Legion/Clock Crew animation. Seriously, some of you guys have really great artistic abilities, and the idea of themed characters is fine and all. But the latest invention these days is this thing called "speech", you know, there are lots of people out there who can do it, and they sound much better than the monotonous computer programs you guys use.

On the whole, the movie ideas are okay, some are interesting to watch and funny. The artwork and animation are solid, but the voices you use take all that and shit on it, making what could be a perfectly good movie into a boring piece of drivel that is a labour to sit through!
I would have liked this movie if it hadn't had those rubbish voices (that and the transition, it was kind of annoying).

Please do yourselves some justice and apply yourselves to movies that use real voices for a change, some of you are bound to be alright voice actors if you actually stopped for a second and tried it. Even doing movies that aren't Lock Legion/Clock Crew related at all would be refreshing and a better use of what appears to be an on-the-whole talented group of artists.

Score: 6

"Hmmm"

submission: Skate N Destroy: One

date: August 16, 2005

I wanted to like it, the animation was nice, the humour was okay and the voices seemed good. But the sound really needs work. It's no good having decent voice actors if every word they say is distorted because their hawking and spitting into the microphone =(

I still look forward to future works, but please do yourself more justice and take some time with the sound recording =)

Score: 6

"It's was okay..."

submission: HALF LIFE2 - Blow Me Away

date: August 3, 2005

The artwork was fairly good, a few iffy bits and effects.
The style...well from the start I was expecting it to be sort of put together around the piece of music, but it quickly degenerated into fairly random scenes which didn't really make any sense in the way they were strung together, as no single person was being followed, and the transitions didn't seem cinematic (ie showing the big fight everywhere, it looks like that is whay you were going for but it didn't quite work).

Also, I hate to break it to you, but the song "Blow me Away" by Breaking Benjamin, it's from Halo 2 =P

Score: 7

"Interesting..."

submission: the NG Calculator

date: July 26, 2005

Well, it only estimated $58 for my account, which is a little low I think, since someone actually offered me $300 for my #635 account. Would never sell it though, Haravikk is my name and if you Google for it then you'll see what I mean =D

Cool idea, but I have no idea what batting average is supposed to be.

Score: 8

"Pretty Good"

submission: jackson chocolate factory

date: July 17, 2005

Funny Flash.

And actually, the jury in the MJ case admitted that it seemed extremely likely that MJ was guilty of molesting children, just not Gavin, whom the case was specifically about.

Score: 8

"I liked it :("

submission: Boys N the Hood

date: July 4, 2005

I thought it was quite funny and...odd.

It's strange, this movie contains everything Newgrounds likes, wiggers, sprites, guns, sprites yet it isn't doing as well as it should.

I'm in the top 1000 for voting power, everyone join the crusade and vote 5!

Score: 4

"Hum ho...and you're the ho"

submission: Computer Problems 2

date: June 8, 2005

Your humour sucks.

The only valid point you raised was the one-button mouse, and if it annoys you that much then you can just use a two-button mouse instead =/

If you're going to make fun of Apple Macs then you need to at least find humorous ways to do it, or valid points to raise.

Score: 8

"Good job!"

submission: Brink of Alienation 2

date: May 29, 2005

I reviewed the first one as well. And I must say, you're doing really well! This is a great improvement on the original, and really fun!

Things to work on, the additiion of difficulty levels (more aliens, less health etc) might be nice, also the voice acting needs work, but then I know how shitty it can be to try and get voice actors to help you.

Looking forward to the next one, great work and I'm glad you got daily #1!

Score: 7

"Pretty nice"

submission: Sprinkles and the Ring

date: May 25, 2005

The artwork was good, animation fairly sound but it could be improved (takes practise though I know). Loved the choice of Hawaii 250 for the theme =)

Oh and as a note, Graphics Cards don't count for shit with Flash, it doesn't use them (which is a shame since it would run so much better, especially on slower machines), the whole lot is done by the processor.

Score: 8

"Cool stuff!"

submission: 7DS Interview

date: May 22, 2005

That was pretty good! I have to say though that for me the sound did unfortunately go out of sync, and it's definitely not my computer so something's weird there, means the lip synicing got messed up.

The artwork was however awesome, and it was a pretty humourous episode! I hope you decide to make this into a series, and figure out how to get it to sync correctly (ask in the forums maybe?) as you show a LOT of promise!